I'd Marry Your Cat Just to Get in the Family
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Summary: Dean gives Castiel all his lame pick-up lines and Castiel keeps trying to use them on Sam
Posting date: November 2009

All chat-up lines taken from here. Written for woodstarling's prompt in the Sam/Castiel commentfic meme.

( Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? For you appear to be an angel. Actually, you do not appear to be an angel. I would be able to tell if you were. )

And this morning we had pancakes
Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: PG
Pairing: J2
Summary: Jensen moves in with Jared.
Posting date: October 2009

Title from Rain Man. Remix of akintay’s Maple Syrup for j2_remix.

( About a week after Jensen moves in, Jared’s mom sends them a waffle iron. )

We Can Make Origami With the Kids For a While
Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: PG
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, implied Chad/Kenzie
Summary: Chad has kids and they need babysitting.
Posting date: August 2008

Thanks to rhythmsextion for the motiation to make this adorable dream a reality. Title from The Features' The Idea of Growing Old

( Of all his friends, Jared would have bet good money on Chad not being the first to have kids. To be honest, he would have bet good money on Chad never having kids at all. )

Words For Snow
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Summary: After the Apocalypse is averted, the brothers make the best of things.
Posting date: April 2009

( Dean’s standing in line, staring real hard at a jar filled with glittery pens with feathers on the end - because, seriously, what the fuck. )

I wandered lonely as a cloud
Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: PG
Summary: Jared is a poet. Jensen is unimpressed.
Posting date: February 2009

( But you're scared of bears. )

Curtained
Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: PG
Summary: A series of ficlets centred around Jared and Jensen's domestic life when they lived together.
Posting date: September 2008

( I’m pretty sure that shade of purple is illegal in fifteen states. )

The Greatest Hits of Mullet Rock
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ash/Impala
Warning: Implied car sex.
Summary: The Impala grows a mullet, Dean suffers great emotional distress, and Ash saves the day with his penis.
Posting date: August 2008

( There is always something worse than your car growing a mullet, and that is the discovery that someone else wants to fuck it. )

I'm Growing Fond of You
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2
Summary: There are three facts of life: some guys are growers, some guys are showers, and there is only ever one way to settle cock-related disputes.
Posting date: June 2008

( Even by their standards, this is a pretty weird night. )

Who You Gonna Call (or, that one time Jared and Jensen battled the undead)
Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Malignant forces are at work. What the fuck?
Posting date: January 2008

( So basically it all begins on a Tuesday night. )

The Incredibly Ordinary Adventure of Jared and Jensen
Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: G
Pairing: J2
Summary: In which Jared has trouble fitting into waiting room chairs, and Jensen's tie probably brings out the colour of his eyes.
Posting date: February 2008

( Sometimes- only sometimes, mind- Jared kind of wishes he were a Smith or something. )